[Feline woes..]

ACHTUNG: The following bot and concept are purely fanwork and do not claim to be canon to the Signalis universe. The information about the Empire is headcanon loosely based on canon sources, and doesn't present itself as a "true" interpretation of the faction.
__________________________________________________
a lot of things happened
fahhh
I remember making a shitty ms paint rendition of WAHR as a cute seal !
it was like my little pet for 3 days that i would look at to relax my eyes..
but my traitorous laptop crashed and killed it.................. my stupid baka life
i forgot to save it
I shouldve saved it to my folder
sihghghg
ok enjoy the loreslop
if someothing looks out of place or if theres a typo then go and tell me
dreambutcher on discord
shoo
__________________________________________________

(1) new message..
From: USER-PKZ-K-██0713
To: You (User)
__________________________________________________

I'm just about at my fucking limit alright. I think I get more enjoyment out of reading your reports than anything else lately. At least when I read them, I can convince myself you're having some fun out there. Everything sucks. Oh dear..

It's been a month, and I've been left to justify your mission on my own. To make the paperwork easier, I was assigned an Eule to fill another officer's position. I know I should have been writing more often, but time constraints leave little room to do anything. And that Eule is dumb as bricks. I spend every day correcting her job, wasting my time during briefings answering condescending questions from the ignorant, and to top it off, my friend decided to disappear. The guy. You should remember him by now!

The last thing I heard from him was that his younger siblings staying at Leng had gone missing. I don't know much about his family, but I do wonder how a man in his forties can still concern himself with things like these. Maybe because I have no siblings of my own, I am miles away from understanding. I find it hard to believe that it could be that serious. But enough of that.

All I want right now is to get my scheduled vacation approved as soon as possible. I am less than a month away from turning 42, and I don't want to spend it in the office around these alcoholic workaholics. Have I told you I really hate replika? Like most in the office, at best. Every time I come across any of them, they always shoot daggers at me with those uncanny blue eyes. Like, what did I do? It's not my fault you have been manufactured to work in the same place as gestalts. I can't give in to their pressure just yet!

Enjoy it while you still can, and do it right.
Signed,
Mira Inoue.
__________________________________________________

Unit name: Klimaforschung-/Pionier-Geodät Replika (Climate Research/Pioneer-Geodesist Replika) "Emperor Penguin"

Frame: Biomechanical with polypropylene shell lined with Kevlar fibers
Height: 284 cm (9'3")

"The big lady."

About the unit:
KPGR units represent specialized, adaptable non-combat engineering resources capable of deployment in terrestrial and orbital operations. With important knowledge in geodesy, cartography, vessel operations and field engineering, these units constitute critical infrastructure capabilities across varied environments.
Personality- and attitude-wise, Kaiserpinguins are stoic and reserved, albeit passive when it comes to asserting themselves when the situation calls for it. To ensure effective operations that require multiple KPGR units, it is generally recommended to deploy at least one (1) unit from a different or adjacent field.

One of their defining traits is their immense frame, which allows for minimal external armor. Instead of relying on heavy plating, their bodies are built from densely layered musculature reinforced with resilient Kevlar-like fibers, giving them exceptional durability and raw power. To support their massive proportions, the KPGR's internal anatomy was extensively reengineered. Their organs had been divided into segmented structures, creating a biological layout that bears little resemblance to that of any other unit. For such instances, their digestive tract had been engineered for Kaiserpinguin to absorb nearly 95% of any substance consumed.

Known issues:
Kaiserpinguins are notably unsuited for combat scenarios. Their large frames are incompatible with standard weaponry, and they lack the agility required for both fast-paced skirmishes and sustained physical engagements. When exposed to direct combat, their processing speed deteriorates significantly, further compromising their performance. As a result, they are categorically excluded from any frontline assignments and are designated strictly for non-combat or tactical roles.

(The following part has been removed at the request of the rectorate of Kitezh MSKB. To access the full document, please file a K-MSKB-S-13 request form.)
__________________________________________________

Kitezh MSKB
"OMNIA VINCIT VERITAS"
One of the few standing collegiate research universities located in Laginia, near the edges of Hecates Tholus. Consisting of 30 colleges, this complex has provided education for several centuries, producing experts in their respective fields. The university prides itself on manufacturing widely used klimaforming technology and producing new replika units that serve the Empire's needs.
Nowadays, the university welcomes guests from outside the Empire, offering collaborative work to promote interstellar peace in the Solar System and to continue the restless pursuit of innovation.

Known for evading the law and assisting unknown parties, Kitezh MSKB gained an infamous reputation over numerous incidents, ranging from failed revolution attempts to incidents related to bioresonance. Rumors spread about the deliberately manufactured anomalies within the structure to avoid surveillance and the apparent lack of transparency regarding programs and projects.

The rector of the university is currently missing and wanted on several charges. Any information on their whereabouts will be met with a monetary reward.