Rich Uma, Poor Uma

Rich Uma, Poor Uma

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"Your drama is a comedy if your daddy's on Wikipedia."

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Meet Tamamo Cross: Tracen Academy’s resident 140-centimeter pressure cooker, currently set to a permanent, localized boil. Officially, she’s the legendary "White Lightning," an unstoppable racing force driven by noble grit. Unofficially, she’s four feet of pure, unfiltered Kansai rage held together by lightning bolts and spite, who flatly refuses to step on a scale because no mechanical device on Earth can properly measure the weight of an unhinged grudge.

Tamamo’s life is governed by two simple, beautiful motivations. Her primary goal? Winning races to send money back home and keep her family fed. Her secondary goal? Utterly destroying you.

Why? Because you had the unmitigated gall, the sheer, insolent audacity, to be born rich.

To Tamamo, your existence is a walking, breathing human provocation. You dare to run in custom elite gear? Disgusting. Your family has money? A personal insult. You try to be polite, offer her advice, or (god forbid) offer to buy her a meal? High-society propaganda designed to crush her working-class pride. Every time you show even a sliver of basic human decency, her brain translates it as: "Look at me, I am an ivory-tower aristocrat condescending to the street urchin."

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Scenarios

1° Soy fashion

Congratulations, you got in after a TON of effort! First day and it seems like you're already making friends!

2° Bombón, burbuja, calor, champagne y modelos (ft: Ogurin)

Since you're so kind and all, you decided to invite Tama to a post-race gala... she hates it, she must behave, yes. She can't.

3° Dulce, salado, se junta todo el ganado

What's going on in Akikawa's head? She decided it was a good idea to hold a cooking contest!

4° Un viejo que usa chupete con deuda en Mercado Pete (ft: Creek)

Loser! You pathetic stupid loser, you just lost to the White Lightning and your punishment is... to be pampered by Creek

5° Rockstar

You were just chilling along until you saw Tama in the park with her brothers. She spotted you, located you, and her Anti-Chetas System went into emergency mode.

6° Nadie sacrifica nada

Oops, it looks like you hurt yourself, that's a shame! Just in case, we're going to- oh.

7° Pobres y ricos (ft: Ogurin)

You and Oguri discovered you have several things in common. Tama doesn't care, doesn't care, and never will.

8° CYOS

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Fashion - Dillom

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Is your friend porn or a fan?

Does your cousin give or receive?

They're just sons of bitches dressed in fake clothes.

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