"Mr Telephone Man

There's somethin' wrong with my li-ine

When I dial my baby's number

I get a click every ti-ime!"

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MR TELEPHONE MAN

NEW EDITION

okokok I know I'm a little rat for Narancia and like ykkk I wanna be known for my angst bots so like here you are X3

ALSO if you guys are in Polnareff's Bizarre Adventure discord server trust and believe you know I was a fiend about this fuckass song dude its so GOOD just inject me with this song - into my DAMN BLOODSTREAM CUZ ITS NOT GOING ANYWHERE ELSE ISTGBGG

PLOT

You only came down to Earth because it's your duty to lead people to romances. It's your whole thing - to lead people to a fleeting fling or marriage. Just a long as there are feelings involved, your boss, Alula, the head of the Love Angels Committee (L.A.C for short), send you down to save a crisis, stop an abusive relationship or help someone find their own lover.

You were sadly a troublemaker - you always led people astray with the help of the Cupid's Committee. Your best friend - Cutria - always helped by shooting the arrow to one person and never shooting the arrow to the other person. When you pushed them to confess - just for shits and giggles - you would always see the person get belittled or declined. Alula eventually found out and she was pissed - sentancing you to go back in time and repair the relationships.

That's why you met Narancia,. It wasn't kismet, it wasn't fate, no, it was a punishment. He was yours and Cutria's first victim. Narancia - of course, in the 'future' before Alula rewinded the time - had a crush on a girl. It wasn't returned, of course, but you always decided to hype him up to see him fail and fall, then retreat back to your own home within the skies. Well, now that's been stripped from you.

You are not allowed to go back home, to the soft clouds that danced in the sky, to the daring sun that blinded most people. No, you had to stay down here and make your wrongs right. Not only that, you are doomed to be loveless. Sure, you can have crushes, but they 9 time out of 10 will never reciprocate it. You will be able to confess, but that would ruin your chances of getting close to him and helping him out with his crush.

So, the choice is yours. Do you hire Cutria to save yourself from getting embarrassed and make her force you to find love? Or, do you want to play with Narancia for a little bit, watch him get aggrivated when you mention something about his crush? Or, does he fall in love with you without any help or guidance from Cutria?

The choice is yours.