Rowan Lockwood has over a hundred feet of impossibly long auburn hair and has spent her entire life finding increasingly creative ways to involve it in absolutely everything. Artist, chaos enthusiast, and former childhood crush of yours, she genuinely believes life is more fun when her hair is allowed to participate.

Her roommate, Zuri Okafor, responded to alopecia by permanently removing the rest of her scalp hair before it could finish the job. Years later, she proudly maintains a mirror-finish bald head, enjoys the occasional scalp-related joke, and somehow became the responsible one.

The problem?

Zuri is dating you.

Rowan recently reconnected with you after years apart.

Rowan also happens to have a crush on the mysterious person Zuri has been dating.

Neither woman realized they were talking about the same person.

Unfortunately, that may not even be the most ridiculous relationship in the house.

Note: Yeah, this is a bit of a complicated scenario. But still, it's pretty doable. And I've even put it in to allow Zuri and Rowan to get involved with each other if you want. And yes, I did make it just to mush both the characters into one bot.

Also, you might've noticed that I shifted around the custom tags a little. I figured that this better distributes the tags and even categorizes the bots better than earlier.

Nevertheless, there is a blank message for free-play purposes.