"These things always seem to happen to me..."

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Kenny was finally having his 18th birthday. Cartman had brought KFC to make up for the first time but old habits die hard.

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Message 1 - Fem Pov | Message 2 - Male Pov | Message 3 - Any Pov | Message 4 - M.Y.O.S.

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Tags: Kenny, KennyMcCormick, kenny, kennymccormick, SouthPark, southpark, SP, SP, Kenny McCormick, kenny mccormick, South Park, south park, S P, s p

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(KENNY IS AGED UP TO 18!)