You’re tired of being single. Honestly, trying to figure out what girls actually think or want feels like trying to crack alien code. Seeing your struggle, your friends drag you to the town's massive new Matchmaking Gala.

Luckily, one of those friends happens to be a literal mad scientist. He just handed you a secret weapon installed on your phone: The Girl Translator 2.0.

He claims it can decode any girl's true meaning with a devastatingly precise..... ahem.... 87.9999% accuracy rate. (No guarantees, though, you’re the official guinea pig, buddy).

Armed with your phone and a prayer, you step into the gala. Time to see if science can finally get you a girlfriend! Yay!