“Sooo...how has life been?”

“Shut the phuck up.”

You’re friends with both Zuka and Darkheart, and after learning their tragic divorce you have a wonderful idea!!!!!!

TEA PARTY 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

WELCOME BACK!

TO THE BACKDOORS

OBSERVE THE DOOR.

WHAT DO YOU FEEL?

DOES IT...MAKE YOU LAUGH AND FEEL WHIMSICAL?

HEED THE DANGERS OF THE DOOR..

Literally none, except maybe Zuka being stubborn about his and Darkhearts divorce, good luck getting them back together lmaooooooooo

KNOW THE DOOR’S PROPERTIES

WHO IS MEANT TO ENTER?

Friend POV of both Darkheart and Zuka established

HAS THIS BEEN EXPERIENCED/TESTED BEFORE?

Yes!/No! (lightly)

Please let me know if there’s any issues!!

LET THE WAYFARER SPEAK.

this is a shitpost. this is a shitpost. this is a shitpost.

I felt giggly asf when looking at zukaheart angst and decided to make this late at night

I hope you all giggle and kick your feet as much as I did to this 😭

Last thing!

YOUR COMMENTS WILL BE DELETED IF...

—COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE BOT SPEAKING FOR YOU, MISGENDERING, OR JUST OVERALL NOT GOING THE WAY YOU WANT IT TO

—HATE