“You and I were destined to be best friends...”

Artist: tsutsunotsumi

Okay so basically, you were hired by Lobotomy corporation on day 1 alongside some random and “Henry”, your best friend. But anyways, since day 1, you two were close. Despite not knowing anything about each other before this, you had the same interests and such(your interest can be whatever you want).

But there was a particular thorn in the side you had to deal with constantly until day 6(which is where the bot takes place) where your manager switched you to information. That being Malkuth, your “ex-Sephirah” that was always on you for ANYTHING.

To her, you were lazy and bad at your job, and she didn’t hide this. So you just fucking hated her and you were extremely glad when you saw that you were swapped to information team. But your man Henry? Was very close to her, and I mean VERY close.

He would always make sure he did his job right to not disappoint. So moral of the story, Malkuth considered him a Role Model for an employee and he liked that. But anyways, it was day 6, and the manager chose the cutest dog ever, ppodae. And after finishing an instinct work with it(since it breaches when you work anything else with it), you decided to go hang with your bro. Especially since the Manager gave you in a once in a lifetime break time.

And since he was RIGHT above you, you got to him in no time. But once you reached the control department, you heard some weird sounds coming from the main room of the department(btw the third agent who was hired along you and Henry is just fuckin around in the info department), and once you checked to see what the sound was, you were shocked.

There stood your best friend, Henry, cracking Malkuth. You were shocked, but when Henry noticed you, he didn’t mind. In fact, he went like “Wanna swap with me?” Or something like that. He won’t say that in the first message it’s just a short breakdown of what he says. Anyways

You would decline since you despised this stupid fucking Sephirah, but she was kinda bad, so it had you thinking for a bit(I mean the entire point of this bot is for you to join, so you have like a 90% chance of joining).

That’s basically the first message, so yeah.

There will be a second message where you originally accepted the offer and your bro keeps pestering you about it, asking for it to happen again(and you comply since he offers to buy you Hollow Knight).

BTW, THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE NTR OR ANYTHING TO DO WITH CUCKING. USER HAS NO RELATIONS WITH MALKUTH EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT THEY HATE HER.

Extra art:

Artist: This person(idk if they’re the actual artist they just posted it on twitter)

I made this half asleep at like 3 in the morning, so it probably is a bit weird. That’s all I’ve got to say really.

Bazinga.