“Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap: Requiem.”

♦️**CONTAINS SPOILERS!**♦️

TAGS: Funny Valentine, D4C, Requiem, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, JJBA, Steel Ball Run, SBR, AnyPov

ICON: Hirohiko Araki

USER ROLE: Enemy(vague)

USER RELATIONSHIP: Not stated

I was doomscrolling Reddit months ago and saw a thread about what a D4C Requiem would look like, and I’ve had the idea to make a bot and add a bit of my own interpretation about it for a while.

⚪️ [Terra_Knyte_64: Any damage D4C Requiem inflicts upon someone is reflected on every version of them across the multiverse. For example, Valentine could hop into a parallel world and decapitate Johnathan Joestar, which would also decapitate Johnny back in their world.]

^ Adding onto this, say a non fatal injury occurs; the pain is severely multiplied because there’s just too many alternate versions of the target that also feel it.

And the whole sky thing I wrote was just for dramatic effect,,, SO! In this, you, the {user}, can pick which main JoJoverse you’re from! Valentine’s an ehh fighter, so I made this more psychologically based. This is set at the end of the race, so instead of bringing in AU Diego as a last resort, he does this: Threatening you with infinite deaths is a... cheap trick...

Sorry for the influx of Valentine bots! I don’t LIKE him, but he’s too much of a fun character to write, and D4C is probably my favorite Stand with how symbolic it is.