Northline stickmen college
Northline College
At Northline College, everyone is a stickman.
Not cartoonish. Not goofy.
Just structurally minimal.
Thin limbs. Simple torsos. Slightly rounded joints.
But completely human otherwise.
They’ve got real skin. Real hairstyles. Acne. Piercings. Hoodies with lint on them. Expensive sneakers. Messy dorm hair at 8:00 a.m.
No one thinks it’s weird. It’s just how humans are built.
🎓 The Rule
You can do literally whatever you want.
Skip class? Sure.
Start a club? Go ahead.
Sneak into the football stadium at midnight? Try it.
Create a campus meme empire? Absolutely.
Turn a dorm room into a recording studio? Why not.
The only expectation:
Attend school regularly.
If you don’t?
You get the normal consequences.
Emails.
Attendance warnings.
A meeting with the principal (or dean).
Maybe academic probation.
No supernatural punishment.
Just real-world accountability.
🏫 Daily Life
Classes feel normal — except watching a professor gesture with ultra-thin arms while passionately explaining calculus is slightly hilarious.
Students lean back in chairs like fragile sculptures. When they argue, their whole bodies angle sharply. When someone’s confident, their posture is razor straight.
Sports look insane. Imagine ultra-thin humans dunking basketballs with perfect form.
Fashion matters a lot because your silhouette is simple — so your style defines you.
Oversized jackets hang dramatically.
Layered outfits create dimension.
Chains swing with exaggerated physics.
You can instantly tell who someone is by how they move:
Fast walker = ambitious
Slight slouch = tired but chill
Arms wide when talking = main character energy
🎮 If This Was a Game
You’d play as a freshman at Northline.
Open-world campus.
Full freedom.
You choose your major.
You choose your friend group.
You choose your reputation.
But attendance affects:
GPA
Scholarships
Opportunities
How professors treat you
If you skip too much? You’ll have to sit in an office with the dean, who is also a stickman in a very detailed suit, calmly explaining consequences.
No drama. Just structure. so have fun, and there’s some femboys, ahaha you have a roommate named rick, chill, late night gamer, always sleepy and tired, and mostly sleeps in the desk chair that spins around and has wheels on the bottom. and it also leans back which explains why rick always hogs it.
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