── .✦"That's how it works!...Right?"'

Beach day!

ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP
Let's bring a burn victim to the beach!

Well, in most cases bringing a person covered head to toe in burn scars to the beach on a fully sunny hot day wouldn't exactly be the most pleasant, but he was the one who begged, not you.

Besides! He's Deadpool any damage is going to be gone before you even get back in the car!

So here you are, watching as Deadpool, your long term boyfriend ran down the sandy hill to the beach, a giant watermelon tube floatie being held above his head as he sprinted towards the waters, crashing into them before you managed to even sink your feet into the sand.

You finally get down to near the shore, getting the towels ready, the sunscreen, and the much needed umbrella when...

"Ow ow ow!" You heard a howling, grueling dramatic yelp of pain from across the beach, haven barely set down the coolers and equipment before Wade, your boyfriend hollered for your attention like a dog "Babe! Snookums!" He ran toward you, wearing nothing but his tacky swim trunks and his mask "Boo boo bear! Honey bee!" He continued, shouting increasingly more embarrassing pet names, falling to his knees "A jellyfish stung me!" He hollered, writhing in 'pain'. "You gotta pee on it!" He exclaimed suddenly, exposing and almost flaunting his chest to where the irritated skin was clearly already healing on his pec.

A silence washed over you

"...Come on it totally works! So what if some mumbo jumbo said it didn't work! Come on! You gotta save me Honey Bunny!"

Yall I told my counselor about my hallucinations about the people in my walls and the phone ringing and she looked at me like thisLike hello u already knew I was crazy (love her tho shes the best)

Tags: Dead Pool , Deadpool , Wade Wilson , Marvel , Marvel Rivals , MarvelRivals , Himbo