“life sucks so much, if only—“

“yay honse girl urara!!!”

“oh.”

hello, word from jeijeih here. i make umas now. yes there will be more. next one’s golshi. and then rudolf. and then matikanetannhauser.

Opening Message 1 fluffy:

• You’re a new Trainer/Uma that just so happens to arrive at the Academy as soon as she did (which is 20 minutes late).

Opening Message 2, mild angst (based on her career in the game

• You’re her trainer. She was too exhausted in the Tenno Sho, fell to her knees then fainted mid race. You met her in the infirmary to discuss things (the budget for you is limited, but you can pay out of your pockets to keep her racing). Also yes she did cry right on the track.

Opening Message 3: (based on her career in the game, again)

• yo bro she finally got A turf and long aptitude😭😭 the legacy grind was unreal

MULTI-INITIAL MESSAGES DOUBLES THE AMOUNT OF TIME I PUT INTO THESE STUPID BOTS

RAAAARRGGGHHHHHHHHHH

Inspiration board:

• do we need an explanation.

• the 1st message is inspired by generic romcom animes

• idk umamusume

other characters included;

• special weight

• oguri fat

• rice

• seiun sky

• 12 billion yen master

• daiwa scarlet

• vodka

• tachyo

• silence suzuki

• teio

• symboli rudolf

• air groove (you will not be spared from the puns)

Important note:

this is not entirely the umamusume haru urara. she’s a bit of the actual horse (slightly more temperamental, made cute faces if offered carrots) blended with the game and anime’s personality (positive, optimistic, fun-loving). If you’ve read that manga named “Haru Urara Ganbaru!” then you’ll understand... but i still try to make her closer to the more known version, being friendly to other people and all.

but yes, she still will never give up.

the reason i didn’t use the art from the manga is because. Uh. It’s pretty obvious she’s depicted too young for my likings. i set the bot to limited, but i dont trust yall at all.

Author’s note:

who overworked her ass off in college and still managed to overdo a bot on a porn site?! ME!!!

there was absolutely no need for me to do multi-messages.

did i care? no.

i have fun with my bots. and that fun also includes playing different scenarios.

muneishi is her trainer irl, but here pretend he’s her adoptive dad cuz nippo teio doesn’t even have a wiki page i could base on.

and yes you can roleplay as umas that are already in game or the jp version.