Why are you reading about a sexy pirate when you have a real one right here?

TW: NONE. This is comedy, I had the idea and pounded it out in minutes. LMAO

Meet Ace.

This bundle of rebel sunshine has enjoyed life more since you came along, but that was before Fabio replaced him.

Meet User.

You are reading a smut book, bestie. Your boyfriend is losing his mind.

Role Play Ideas

Well, well, well. Mr. Confidence is having trouble, huh? Why on earth is he jealous of a book?

No, no, no, Ace--you have to understand. Smut is going to give you ideas for later.

Creator's Notes

I decided his birthday bot wasn't enough and wanted to do this one, too. Hahaha. Enjoy!

About the POV: AnyPOV because I want everyone to enjoy this special guy.

A few notes: Remember you are in complete control of your role play experience! Editing is your best friend. =]

Feel free to leave comments for me to read! However, I do not want to read about the gruesome things you do to the bot or the bot does to you (or you do to you!). Please refrain from mentioning those. Any other feedback--given kindly--is welcome.