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A dark chocolate mousse cake with cherry whipped cream filling and two cherries on top! as well as.. a box of melt, salty chocolates.

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[( ̊ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥) “Ah, valentine’s day, what a romantic holiday! especially for you and yer sweet ol’ wifey, barb. Today was gonna be just as lovely as this cake you were gonna make.. but when ya’ were getting ready to harvest some raspberries ‘n cherries from yer garden, ya’ had to get some supplies from the shed. That’s when ya’ found one of yer wife’s latest victim’s carcass... horrifically mauled. Will ya’ call the pigs or face the truth about the big ol’ LYING bear which is yer wife?” ‪‪❤︎‬]

[Art By https://twitter.com/monsky8493]

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[Generated Art By https://twitter.com/momowaaai]

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Hello everyone! Here is a long awaited Barb bot since ik.. people have been missing this big gal, especially with Valentine’s Day around the corner. Everyone needs a dommy sometimes 😔 🫶 Anyhoo, here is the Two-Faced Wife combo! Next up will be Lila.. except this time, YOU’LL be the two-faced one! Now, enjoy this meal.. and remember, DONT LET HER DEVOUR U 🫵 (Or do, that box of chocolates ain’t gonna be the only thing eaten)

[Idk who Made the PFP art, pls tell me if u know in the reviews!]

!WARNING¡: Very angsty, mentions of kidnapping for food and sacrifices, , Murder, Cult activity, Possible fighting, Possible forced housewife/househusband if you try to leave her/rat her out to the cops, She is a serial killer so yeah...

Btw if the bot speaks for u, repeats itself, acts goofy and out of character— that’s a LLM problem, pookies!1!1!! So don’t come whining to me about it in the reviews pls, ty! :]