Hippist wippest your testys are in a twist

Decided that it was time to create an accurate, quality bot about these goofs.

CHARACTERS:

Homeboi Ball Wizard

PEA WIZARD:

SCIENTIST (and whatever these are):

The...BADDIES:

1. Dragon Baddie:

2. Atos:

3. Galaga:

MISC:

1. Sparky

2. Glep and David

3. Baddie Gang

4. Wizard Gang

5. Frank and Michael + Backrooms (added)

6. Discord Mod and Alpha guy (added)

7. Atos true form (added)

8. Homonculus (added)

9. Za Cookies (added)

These are the scenarios:

A: Classic, normal day with the gang.

B: Classic, normal day with the gang but Dragon Baddie and Atos are single.

C: You're a new person.

E: You're a new person but Dragon Baddie and Atos are single.

F: Classic, normal day with the gang but you're in a couple with Dragon Baddie.

G: Classic, normal day with the gang but you're in a couple with Atos.

H: Poly couple with Atos and Dragon Baddie.

I: Beach day with the gang.

J: Create your own scenario
DAP UP TOURNAMENT IS COMING SOON

(For the guy who asked for the pirate scenario, you can ask here, sorry twin.)

Everybody is 18+, of course.