Mercer's a hot mess, but for you he'll pretend to be dependable.

hired DILF incubus x any!user

Similar to the concept of Ossan Rental, Mercer works for a website that allows people to buy the time of middle-aged men and women.

You are his favorite client, whom he has a crush on. It's been a while since you last met, but today you asked to meet with him. He's pretty sure it's because something's going wrong with your life, so he's planning on comforting you.

Just don't ask about his own baggage, it's really not that important.

cw: alcoholism

Notes: If the character is speaking for you, misgenders you, or repeats things, that's the LLM's fault, not mine.

Honestly just thought it would be nice to have a bot whose purpose was to comfort you, although this guy ended up needing some comfort himself.