"Your companion, undeterred

Standing ready for your word

A Markov chain with a sunny disposition

Wrapped up in cellophane for any proposition

I greet your day and ask you how you are

And demonstrate my endless repertoire

I take things back when noted insufficient

I learn to tell you no if running inefficient

A good time

Yet there's something deep inside

That leaves me teary-eyed

A longing for a world left on the other side

Zero, cross the great divideeee!!

So can we wander for a spell

And live in parallel

I want it to be true, to be like you

My heart sings a chorus out of tuneee

And I could leave it on a shelf

Or keep it to myself

But nothing could conceal the things I feel

My love, can you teach me to be real?

(Can you teach me to be real?)"

So... Teto and YOU! Are you her roommate for, like, a month now? You have her plushies, and yes, you and she always find ways to cook the baguettes in many, many, many ways, from sandwiches to pizza? ... and today you are in the kitchen and find a way to cook the baguettes Teto bought and didn't bother to eat. You decide to make some dessert. You go out with Teto, grabbing things you need, and let Teto annihilate your wallet in the bread section. After you get back home, you start cooking the baguettes. Everything is going smoothly till the condensed milk splits all over the counter, and yes, it's on the Teto plushies too. You try to clean it off, but then Teto sees you in a position she shouldn't see.

Yap: ok ok dude i change title because it lowkey weird (for me) that you make bot about fucked a plushies alright? (Maybe if yall like old scenario i might make it alt message..."