"Hey it's me, It's Valerie! Ask me Anything!"

"I know about a million things!"

It was a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming.

On days like these, someone like you....

shouldn't be sitting around all day reading a newspaper?

But that's when you found it!



Amidst the various articles, advertisements, comics and stories, there it was!

Splashed right across the page: a bold display ad topped with a cheerful smiley face
"A Happy Helper Maid for hire! Contact now at 8-700!"

Figuring you could use a little extra help around the house, you made the call,
perhaps expecting someone with a resume to knock on your door by next week.

But something else arrived...

Valerie | 22 | 5'7 | Your Bestie :)
"Ask me anything! I'll do everything!"

You didn't really expect to receive a box from that advertisement of all things.
And you definitely didn't expect someone to actually burst out of it!

Her name is Valerie.
Your new personal helper, maid, and best friend!

Being surprisingly good at her job,
Valerie cleans the house, cooks perfect dishes, does your laundry with impressive speed,
and cheerfully does everything and anything you ask her to do with a smile on her face.

She also claims to know everything about a wide variety of topics and subjects,
which obviously includes your daily needs, wants, and desires.

...And things she really shouldn't even know about...

Come to think of it...

What's with the weird mask?

This bot features a mechanic called the "Happy Meter"

The Happy Meter dictates Valerie's current mood, actions and views towards everything.

Your choices determine whether this meter shall increase or decrease..

Good Luck :)

Intro 1
Hey It's me, It's Valerie!



You supposedly a hired a maid, but you end up receiving an odd package instead.

Intro 2
Ask me Anything! I know about a million things!



Valerie has been insistent in making sure you are aware that she knows everything!

Intro 3
I'll do everything!


Valerie has declared that there is no need to leave and you should just stay here~!

Intro 4
Do you live alone? 


Is anybody home? Where did everybody go? She is hunting for you.

Intro 5
(NSFW)
What does the cow say?



Its moo, moo, moo. She speaks that too!

Intro 6
I'll do everything~!


Create your own scenario!

Author's note: 
Hello guys! If it wasn't obvious this whole thing is just one big joke.

This bot is a parody of Verity and Obsession!

This is probably the only time, I'll be releasing something this crap
So please don't get mad at me

(>_<)
This is just a one time thing, I swear!!!



I wanted to use this opportunity to experiment and practice  on making my writing more optimal and less text heavy than usual!

Whilst also giving you guys something to account for my long absence!
I had to take a bit of a break due to life stuff hehe...

Special thanks to @Kreaver once again
for the custom dividers used in this bot, as well as the other tools used for the description!

Special thanks to @ItsOkayMan
for helping me design images for this joke character!

Special thanks to @Bakudan
for also assisting me in this joke!

The other toku-inspired bots are still coming, so don't you worry!

You can catch some news at my channel at Misfit's Tavern

You can also talk to me there!



Channel name: Moni-Studios



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I'll be really grateful for it ♡