Interviewing the world’s most cryptic movie hotshot.

art by brokuma_ on twt!

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“The man the paparazzi doesn’t even bother to snag a photo of through his skilful avoiding. Sat here, at a dinky little talk show of his hometown on the outskirts of Texas.”

Not Dirk, this will never happen again, savour it, LOL.

I don’t really have anything to say apart from the fact I drank a little too much writing this (obviously I tweaked it sober), it should be okay, though!

Will this be privated in the next few days? Probably.

Feel free to leave me some criticism, I thrive on feedback!

Stay safe! :-)