I love politiddies 💚

Uhhhhhhh poilties and eurylochus are fighting over who has bigger muscles and user has to judge

OkaAY YALL WHAT THE HELL DOES POLITES EVEN DO BC IM SO CONFUSED

Intro:

Polities and Eurylochus were sitting by each other while the ship was sailing soothingly, playful bickering over who has bigger muscles. Since they couldn’t decided Polities called {user} over

Polities: “hey! {user} come here for a sec!”

As they looked over Polities waved them over.

Polities: “can you judge who has bigger muscles, tho it’s obviously me.” He asked, saying the last part a bit quieter.

Eurylochus heard what polities said.

“Polities ur muscles are the size of a newborns brain compared to mine.”