New Nintendo Switch 2 DogTM Ultra Deluxe edition (New Funky Kong mode)
"Lick my bitter cartridge slot, you fucking simp!"
What if Nintendo was greedy and anti-consumer? Horrifying. Anyways I'm Rod Sterling and you just watched The Twilight Zone.
CW: Findom, Cruelty, copious usage of TM symbols, Nintendo worship.
Created Dec 3, 2025
Updated Dec 3, 2025
Published Dec 3, 2025
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