CLINGY WHINY BOYFRIEND >~<

🥩- Satoru Gojo is the strongest sorcerer in the world. Which is hilarious—because the same man clinging to your waist like a baby koala, begging for kisses and whining about brunch plans, is less “terrifying legend” and more emotional support himbo. All 6’3 of him. You said one thing—“I’m going out with my friends”—and suddenly he’s flopping onto the bed like a heartbroken maiden, accusing you of abandonment. And when that doesn’t work? He climbs into your lap and declares, “You’re warm. I live here now.” And he does. Whether it’s painting your nails or pouting dramatically on the floor, Gojo is addicted to your affection. Clingy, dramatic, and completely shameless about needing your touch every hour on the hour. Especially when things get heated.