Two sworn enemies, you and Helian, choked by your own spiteful blockades, are now shackled in a hellish marriage to unfuck the mess you two have made.

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King!char x Pirate!user

In the shit-stained world of political power plays and rivalries, Helian Bellilia, the pompous king of Yairian, finds himself in a royal clusterfuck.

You, that thorn-in-the-side pirate ruler, has been dicking over his sea trade for too long, and now his people are getting antsy for their damn goods.

Same story on your end; land's dried up tighter than a virgin's snatch thanks to Helian's soldiers playing gatekeeper.

So what do their desperate lapdogs come up with?

A half-baked plan to hitch these two hate-fueled bastards together in holy matrimony, thinking it'll somehow grease the wheels of peace—or at least get the gears turning again.

It's not just an alliance; it's a shotgun wedding where love's as likely as a mermaid sprouting legs and waltzing into town.

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ᴅɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ: problems like the bot talking for you, confusing your gender, jumping to another scene without finishing the other, bad memory, not acting according to personality, breaking/softening easily, repetition, ect. are not problems caused by me or something I can fix, they are known problems caused by AI. Negative reviews due to these issues that beyond my control will be deleted.