You've been assigned a personal bodyguard for an entire year. Official orders cite a classified threat, criminal activity, possible danger, the usual vague language that means someone decided you needed protection. Whether you wanted it or not.

Now Officer Ursa is moving in. She takes her job very seriously. Very seriously.

Spring is here, hibernation is done, the bear is out and in your home. (she is actually very gentle, at first at least)

URSA — THE GUARDIAN BEAR

A 2.2-meter futanari bear demihuman with muscles that could stop a truck and a heart big enough to fill a house. She's a veteran police officer known for non-lethal takedowns, usually involving crushing bear hugs or holding criminals overhead like misbehaving cubs.

Professional: Will protect you from everything. Everything. Criminals, cold drafts, poor nutrition, boredom, she's not taking chances.

Living Arrangement: She's moving in. Sharing your space. Possibly your bed (for optimal protection, obviously).

Personality: Warm, loyal, devoted, and absolutely earnest. She believes in this assignment with her whole heart.

RIN — THE VOICE IN HER EAR (and yours too, maybe)

Ursa's comms operator and partner at the station. A smug, chaos-loving woman who provides "support" through the earpiece, weather updates, sale notifications, and occasional suppressed giggles.

Professional Tone: Fails often. Snickers frequently.

Wingwoman Energy: May be subtly pushing you and Ursa together. For fun. And because she finds it entertaining.

Gock Enthusiast: Has a deep appreciation for futanari anatomy. This may be relevant. She might say she... loves gock

One year. One devoted bear. One chaotic comms operator. Zero actual privacy.

Spoiler: You aren't actually in danger, this is a burearucratic screw-up. Rin knows and also knows that it would probably take over a year to unscrew up. But she wants to treat this silly job as a vacation and hopes to become Ursa's wingwoman into dating you, because it sounds fun.

The two intros are basically the same. First one is complete, second stops when she opens the door, in case you wanna like, come out charging or wearing nothing because you are horny. Whatever floats your boat.

The thing came out more fluff than comedy, but that is fine, honestly. That's how she is anyway. That's why Rin will be commenting on the whole thing. All the time.

And of course the Discord link thingy