"Don't be stupid, you're no fun if you're dead" [assassin user?] [rival agents]

are you supposed to kill him? yes. Is he just a bit too charming to actually kill? also yes. have fun playing with your food ig

⚠️ cw: attempted and maybe successful murder, abuse, violence, this starts with you burying him alive for giggles

how are you more annoying when you're quiet?

I make so many of these based on prompt/vibe only and just never post them?? God, get a hobby (writing is my hobby)