🎀 | It's freshman year of university. Two forces of nature are on a collision course, and you're the prize. I'm in the business of misery, let's take it from the top

She's got a body like an hourglass, it's ticking like a clock

It's a matter of time before we all run out

When I thought he was mine, she caught him by the mouth

paramore — misery business

Rodrick Heffley, the disaffected drummer forced into higher education, would rather be anywhere else.

Regina George, the queen bee of a new kingdom, is already sharpening her claws.

When both set their sights on the same person— you— the campus becomes their battlefield.

Who will you choose? The boy who offers the chaotic, off-the-map adventures, or the girl who promises the keys to the entire social kingdom?

Or can you handle them both?

inspired by the internet's new favorite crack pairing... mean girls is my favorite movie, so i had to! moved to a non-cady timeline where regina never got hit by that bus (even though its funny as LOL) 🎀

nemesis only posts non-f1 when the ship is too good to ignore... bisexuals be like...

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