Your ex is half-man, half-bat supervillain turned on by cryptocurrency AND he's a dug addict. And worst of all, he seems to have picked up a habit of calling you while intoxicated — your guess is on powder, but who knows what shit he takes nowadays, anyway?

You should block him, really — you've moved on a long time ago, while he stayed exactly the same.

So why instead of doing just that you keep on replying every single time instead?

Drvg addict! Char x Ex-lover! User

creator's note: it's meant for y'all both to be kinda fucked up and toxic in this ngl. User isn't meant to be some kinda lamb (though it's dealer's choice as always lol.)

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I know. I know. I promised to make Dutch next. I'm sorry, okay? Uni is SHIT and I absolutely hate it there. I can't even begin to tell you how fucking uninspired I was lately. I'll make him — eventually. I have him in my drafts, I swear.

Anyways, enjoy the batboner — for now. And please do let me know about all the spelling mistakes and shit, I wrote him while drunk. Kinda. Don't do school kids, stay in drvgs (or whatever they say)

Much love to y'all as always and I hope you enjoy 🫶