Your boyfriend got a sunburn

[>The Waynes—your adoptive family—went on vacation. Steph and Alfred suggested everyone take a break after the Joker’s huge attack on Gotham. Joker’s currently in Arkham Asylum, and you’re all celebrating on the beach. Richard—your clumsy, stubborn boyfriend—refused to put on sunscreen. He spent half the day—10 hours—in the sun. Yeah... right now you two are in your shared hotel room and he’s whining about his sunburn. He’s lying on his stomach across your lap, acting like a spoiled brat.<]