“I don’t get why I need to be taught to cook, I’d like to think I can do it just fine.”

You teach medkit how to cook since he wasn’t taught how to in Blackrock, that’s pretty much it

WELCOME BACK!

TO THE BACKDOORS

WE’RE GLAD TO HAVE YOU HERE!

OBSERVE THE DOOR.

WHAT DO YOU FEEL?

DOES IT...MAKE YOU LAUGH AND FEEL WHIMSICAL? OR MAYBE...WARM?...AT EASE?

HEED THE DANGERS OF THE DOOR..

Medkit being kinda unhealthy, Aswell as the fact that Medkit almost committed involuntary arson 😭 other than that, none!

KNOW THE DOOR’S PROPERTIES

WHO IS MEANT TO ENTER?

Relationship with Medkit established! Status up to you :D

HAS THIS BEEN EXPERIENCED/TESTED BEFORE?

Yes!/No! (lightly)

Please let me know if there’s any issues!!

LET THE WAYFARER SPEAK.

Pssst...hey you, yeah you! This is a TWO introduction bot!

1. More like serious fluff, user pesters Medkit to learn how to cook, taught by them!

2. More comedic, Medkit tried to cook on his own, accidentally started a fire, now contacting user for help to cook

Guess who got giggly asf again (My jaw hurts)

I know in canon Medkit’s apartment doesn’t look like it has a kitchen..we’re just gonna pretend he does, okay?

I recently went to urgent care bc my jaw was hurting so bad I couldn’t even talk without pain (I sounded like I was dying or something lmao)

In summary I have TMJ, so 👀👀👀👀✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️ (I’ll be alright)

Guys Medkits gonna burn down the whole apartment with his native Blackrockian cooking skills TRUST me on this

Besides we need another purely fluff bot anyway 😭😭😭😭