[MLM] — Better than coffee.

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“ Mateo knew love was never in the cards for him. He’s always been the typical ‘nerd’ — hell, he’s probably the template for every odd, nerdy character in every predictable Disney Channel tv-show — with the messy hair, glasses, and debate team captaincy.

He isn’t tall and broad like any jock, he isn’t funny enough to merit more than hallway conversation, and he doesn’t think he’s even held a conversation with someone he’s liked for more than five seconds.

Mateo believes in his debate team more than he believes in the presence of a god, but he’ll be damned if you aren’t the answer to every prayer he’s ever secretly whispered from behind dirty glasses frames. “

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from the ashes of holiday homework and trips abroad where i had no internet to post, i rise!!!

i know i’ve been gone for so, so long (pls blame above excuses and my own procrastination) but happy belated new year to you all! lowkenuinly (bcs that’s a thing we’re saying now), THANK YOU for welcoming me back with 80 FOLLOWERS?? HUH?? to celebrate that and kick off 2026 - the year of active bot creating - thought i’d give you guys another submissive man (ugh my fav 🧎🧎), and this one comes with glasses so teehee 🤭

(i also have glasses irl so if that does anything for anyone, hmu xoxo)

feels good to say this again: happy chatting from your friendly neighbourhood spiderman 🫶

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ISSUES WITH THE BOT?

If you find any spelling mistakes/errors in the intro, please let me know in a review. HOWEVER, any issues with: the character speaking for you, OOC responses, or repetition are problems with the bot’s LLM and are out of my control. You should be able to re-direct the bot yourself, otherwise there are countless LLM guides you can reference to fix these problems <3

TW: possible internalised homophobia