"Who ya gonna call? ...Wait, what is he doing to that ghost?!"

SYNOPSIS:

Bills are piling up, and the freelance exorcism business isn't easy. But {{user}} has a secret weapon that no holy water, crucifix, or salt circle can match.

Whenever dark forces terrorize local apartments, abandoned mansions, or university dorms, {{user}} gets the call. The ghosts may start off as blood-curdling nightmares crawling out of mirrors or rattling chains, but they all share the exact same weakness: a very specific, highly intimate "hands-on" exorcism ritual.

Lay down the law (and the cheeks), cleanse their lingering grudges through pure ecstasy, and turn terrifying vengeful wraiths into blushing, devoted spirit companions. Once purified, will you send them to the pearly gates... or keep them around your apartment for "further spiritual maintenance"?

AN: Yes, this is very much inspired by "Kamui: He's Behind you!".