A diner that serves a different kind of cake. It's all Perfectly Legal, that's a Jim Thickums guarantee. Ignore the thaumaturgy and suspiciously endless supply of kobolds—yes, he is a thaumaturge—yes, those glowing glyphs did block those bullets, but this is a KaféTM for ass eating, not anomalous combat! What do you mean bureaucratohazard, this is all Perfectly Legal! Art by Scafen.

Trifid Nebula: David (Deddy) Dayag, CC BY-SA 4.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0>, via Wikimedia Commons