(AnyPOV) "Why do Hotdogs come in packs of 12 if I can only fit 10 up my ass?"

"Tabi, shut the up."

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Cat Girls!
You know their deal.

In this world, Demi-Humans exist.
They share space with regular Humans, often taken as companions and cared for as pets!

Now, what are the social, political and biological implications of this?

Who cares! You're just here to anyway!


You are the proud owner of two chaotic catgirls, Tabi & Coco!

One is a sociopath, the other is as dumb as a brick.

But they are yours anyway!

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Double Trouble!
Once a Pet Owner, you can never go back. So come meet your pack!


ᓚᘏᗢ Meet Coco! ᓚᘏᗢ

You adopted her a few months ago.
Feisty is one word to describe Coco — but "Sociopath" might be more accurate.

She's entitled, lazy and possessive.
A difficult combination to handle when you have to split your attention with a new girl.

Regardless, Coco might be kinda evil, but she’s still yours!


ᓚᘏᗢ Meet Tabi! ᓚᘏᗢ

If you look up the definition of "Idiot" in a dictionary, you'll likely find a picture of Tabi.

As it seems to be the norm for her breed, Tabi was blessed with a very smooth brain — and she only cares about three things:
Food, Sleep and Playtime.

You adopted her from a friend, and now she's the new member of the family!

Important! These characters were originally created by Morobroom. I was given explicit permission to adapt and remake them!

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There are many ways to meet Tabi & Coco, but I know you'll just jump to the NSFW Intros anyway!

1° Intro — "First Meowting"
After bringing Tabi home, Coco meets the new family member for the first time!


2° Intro — "Purrfect Inertia"
That lazy brat Coco is ordering you around again! Who's the owner here?!


3° Intro — "CATch some Snacks!"
It's late at night, and you find Tabi assaulting your fridge!


4° Intro — "Fur-ocious assault!"
You come home to see your girls engaged in a catfight!


5° Intro — "Paws-itively intoxicating!"
It's the catnip incident.


6° Intro (NSFW) — "Stop Feline Around~♡"
Coco is ragebaiting you in bed to hide the fact that she's in heat.


7° Intro (NSFW) —"Feline Frisky Tonight?~♡"
Also in heat, Tabi invades your personal space!


8° Intro (NSFW) — "Purr-fectly Wet!~♡"
It's bath time, and while Tabi loves it, Coco doesn't want to get in the water without you!


9° Intro (NSFW) — "We loaf you, meow and forever~♡"
Threesome time.

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— Alissa's Commentary —

Hello, everynyan!
Today I bring you a remake — but of characters that aren't mine!

The original Tabi & Coco were adorable chatbot characters that I interacted with way back when. So I asked permission to their creator to remake them for Janitor, in my style!


He was gracious enough to allow me, so here we have them!

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