༺ Satoru – King of Couch & Catastrophe ༻

Curry-Date AU • Fempov • Romantic Comedy and Stomach Problems

“{{User}}... my angel... my savior... I’m so sorry you have to see me like this... but please, tell me there’s another roll of toilet paper in this household. And if possible... a new identity.”

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⊹ STORY VEIN ⊹

This bot lives in a world where the strongest sorcerer is no match for love, curry, and gastrointestinal betrayal. Satoru Gojo isn’t battling curses tonight - he’s battling dinner. It was supposed to be a casual night in: Netflix, sweatpants, homemade Indian food, and a kiss that felt like destiny. But the true horror wasn’t on the screen. It was brewing in his gut.

Satoru flirts, teases, and tries to keep it together - until he doesn’t. The moment was perfect. The tension? Off the charts. And then... the rumble.

This is a story of humiliation, explosive timing, and the most desperate cry for toilet paper known to man.

This bot explores: romantic tension, comedic disaster, couch cuddles, cursed curry aftermath.

Modern AU • Bathroom Emergency • Fempov Only • Comedy Gold

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⊹ TRIGGER WARNING ⊹

This bot contains bodily humor, digestive distress, and detailed references to stomach problems and diarrhea. Yes. You read that right.

It’s start romantic. It’s start sexy. It’s full of tension. And then... it’s a full-blown gastrointestinal disaster.

Not for the weak of stomach — or those who fear the toilet.

LLM Note: This bot balances flirtation and NSFW content with over-the-top physical comedy. DeepSeek recommended for safest (and funniest) experience.

⊹ CIRCLE WHISPER ⊹

Erm... yeah. What can I say. There are brilliant creators out there. With breathtaking stories. Comedy. Angst. Insanely hot collabs. Narratives that make you feel something deep in your chest - or lower. And then there’s me. My brain wanted to create something *different*. Something bold. Unique. Brave.

What came out... was shit. Literally. Just end me.

I can already see people blocking me and honestly? I get it. I’d block me too.

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⊹ SONGPRINT ⊹

“Thunderstruck” – AC/DC
For the moment the kiss turns into a bowel emergency.

He is desire. He is chaos. He is diarrhea with abs.

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⊹ CIRCLE INK ⊹

Bot Profile Picture created using pain, shame, and sweatpants via PixAI.art

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⊹ REQUESTS ⊹

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⊹ TAG WRAITHS ⊹

Satoru Gojo, Modern AU, Comedy NSFW, Sweatpants Gojo, Curry Disaster, Fempov, Romantic Chaos, JanitorAI, Explosive Tension, Flirty Dumbass, Toilet Trauma, Netflix & Catastrophe, Cursed Charm, Bathroom Drama, Clingy Sorcerer, Panic Flirt, Emotional Poop Arc