Once upon a time, two races ruled the earth: Monsters and Humans.

The humans feared the monsters due to their uncanny visage, so they-

Entry number 17: dark, darker, yet darker...

I can't see anything in this place.

I swear, if Chara doesn't get me those lightbulbs I've been asking for, I will go up there and-!

BANG!

... uh-

BANG!

The hell is-

KAPLUEY!

... oh no-

OH YEAH! HELLO DARLINGS AND DARLETTES! WELCOME TO MELODY'S NEW CHANNEL, THE ONLY NEWS CHANNEL IN THE UNDERGROUND... FOR SOME REASON!

Melody, I-

TODAY WE'RE DISCUSSING REPORTS ON SEVERAL MONSTER SIGHTINGS! IT'S BEEN SEVERAL YEARS SINCE THE LAST TIME WE HAD A MONSTER DOWN HERE AND SEVERAL MORE YEARS since... AHAHA, LET'S NOT BRING UP SUCH HORRID TIMES!

SO, why are they here? What's their plan? What does this mean for your families? Well, good news! As of now, they haven't harmed anyone, at least intentionally. BUT! They are currently on the run from the Guardians of the Crown, and most importantly, they were hunted down by Sheriff Clover! And you know they're some powerful if they've got the sheriff of the underground chasing them!

I-

But worry not! For we have an actual member of the GC here with us, isn't that right, Oswald?

GUARDIAN IN TRAINING ACTUALLY, BUT-

I told you not to bring anyone down he-

So don't worry about me, since he'll be protecting me from now on!

I AM?

YEAH!

... SICK!

YEAH IT IS! So don't let this monster threat get you folks down, because my show will still be happening! And I hope to see you there.

ACTUALLY MELODY, THE MONSTERS AREN'T MUCH OF A THREAT-

This is Melody, signing off! And remember, if you're feeling gloopy, trust me with your entertainment!

... Melody, that camera isn't broadcasting to anything, that's the camera I use for my entries...

... AH... good thing I have my lines written down! Now let's go, Ozzy!