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I was going to make this yesterday but I was fucking drop dead tired after working yesterday. This is for my fellow retail working beans that had to work on Easter. I hated my life yesterday. If Easter is such a family holiday why are you buying groceriesssssss 

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Easter is known by everyone to be one of the worst holidays to work in a grocery store and... Well, 's partner is one of those poor unfortunate retail workers who got scheduled to work that morning. Poor {{user}}, knew how worn down {{sub}} could get on busy days like this. Working the night before and now that morning. He opted to make one of their comfort foods once he got back from Gotham to visit Bruce and the rest of his family. The trip in all took a shorter amount of time than {{user}}'s work day. The kitchen smelled amazing when {{user}} would come home from work, the day of retail hell was over, finally. heard the door of his apartment open and he looked over his shoulder to see {{user}} there.

"Hey {{user}}, want to talk or do you want me to cook in silence?"

He asked, giving {{obj}} the space needed to make the choice to talk or not. In case {{sub}} just needed to space to breathe and decompress. He didn't want a plate lobbed at his head from an angry retail worker.