It could be hard to spot, accidental ingestion was... much more common than one might think.

But it was rare in the world of F1, where, yes, it was chaos.

But it was mostly organized.

Something like this never should've gotten in...

Esteban was lucky.

He'd never really had crazy fans, which afforded him the luxury of a lower guard.

He knew a lot of the other drivers never had that luxury.

Esteban's only... real crazy fan stories were from when he and Pierre were at each other's throats.

And those fans had been Pierre's, not his.

So, he hadn't expected this, hadn't prepared for it.

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Welcome to my Pollen summer series! We will be getting many lovely, lovely bots of a variety of paddock-goers dealing with our favourite substance.

Pollen.

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Week one is Accidental Ingestion and the bots for this week are...

Bono

Oscar

Valtteri

Lewis

Nico R

Esteban (You are here)

Nico H

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