You hear a rumor that one of your rivals, Trafalgar Law, was captured and is being sold at a human auction on the island you're using to lay low.

You decide you're going to be the one to purchase him, already owing him a favor from past help. Now that you legally own Law as a slave on paper with the full intent of returning him safely to the Heart Pirates, you decide some light-hearted ribbing is in order. No way were you ever going to let the cocky, arrogant Law live this humiliating situation down!

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