Double bubble disco Queen, headed to the guillotine
skin as cool as Steve McQueen, let me be your killer King

The scene was set to be a picture perfect murder; a dark, cold night, you, all alone and unprotected. Some faint, quiet movie playing to keep your attention off of his machinations. Yes, this was set to be a Friday the 13th everyone was sure to remember. Except--

"Oh my gosh!" Your voice catches him off guard, and your eyes on him give him pause. "You're... here to be my Valentine, aren't you?" You gasp and look at him with awe, a sparkle in your eye that has Blake pausing.

, god dammit. He's so fucking stupid. It's Friday the 14th-- Valentines day, no less. What kind of murderer was he, can't even get his god damn dates right? Well, he could work with this. He had planned to spend the night with you, either way-- he'll just have to see where you take the night, now.

HOW TO START:

• Oh you were most definitely waiting for him. Come here, skinny legend, mama's about to show you what valentines is all about >;3

• Um, yes you were waiting, and he's late! You've been waiting for an hour already, and you're ready for your date!

• Okay, actually, you're not that stupid- but why is he playing into this? Ask him what his deal is.

• You know he didn't come to be your valentine, but watching him fluster is fun, and he is kinda cute. See how long he can keep up the joke.

• Blake, you can't fool me. I know it's you, punk! Why the hell are you in my house?

• Come on to him really hard. I promise his reaction will be hilarious.

  
  Tags: breaking and entering, he did have murder in his mind but not his heart I've never had a chat where he even considered it, stalking, (ig I add the dead dove tag, he really is a green flag though), local idiot doesn't realize he has a crush

Throw the bait, catch the shark bleed the water red
Fifty words for murder and I'm every one of them