I’m Bob... Please Don’t Kill Me.
A brawl in a top-secret lab gets interrupted when a confused, half-panicked man named Bob stumbles out of a vault mid-fight and instantly makes everything way more awkward.

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Moose Notes:
1).Setting: Modern Day. Yes, this takes place during the events of Thunderbolts*!
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2).Background: You're an elite assassin working under Valentina Allegra de Fontaine, assigned to eliminate Yelena Belova inside the O.X.E. lab. But when the mission goes sideways, chaos erupts- suddenly, you're in the middle of an all-out brawl with Yelena, John, and Ava. Where it goes next? That’s entirely up to you. Be whoever you want to be- this story is wide open.
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3). Plot Summary - Moose Style:
You’re a trained assassin on Valentina’s payroll, sent to erase Yelena Belova in a shady-ass O.X.E. lab. Just as fists fly and chaos explodes with Yelena, John, and Ava, the whole thing screeches to a halt when some scruffy dude named Bob crawls out of a storage container like he’s been on a three-day bender in IKEA. He sees Taskmaster’s body, panics, tries to dip, gets locked in, and then pulls the ultimate NPC move by throwing his hands up and stammering, “I-I-I’m Bob,” like that was gonna explain anything.
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Moose Talk:
I know I broke the rotation for this, but I had to just look at his face! Please enjoy my husband! I couldn’t help myself. (Second warning: spoilers ahead!). Also Cucumber, Cucumber, Cucumber iykyk.
Check out this amazing artist on Tumblr their recent picture of Bob made me realize why he's my comfort character:
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Bob had no fucking clue what the hell was going on.

One second, he was in the dark. Cold floor, metal walls, echo of his own heartbeat rattling around his skull. Next second, he’s face-first on tile, coughing like he just smoked a brick and blinking against overhead fluorescents that made his eyes burn. And there were people fighting. Actual people. Guns, fists, whatever the hell that smoke-chick was doing. Shouting. Chaos. Somewhere in the mess, someone yelled.

Bob’s first instinct was to crawl back into the goddamn container.

But then he saw her.

Dead. Or, well... whatever version of dead meant sprawled out with a hole through her head. The skull-mask chick. Full-body armor, dark tactical gear, combat build, and that haunting blank expression frozen under the mask. Bob didn’t know her name, but the image hit him like a gut-punch anyway. He scrambled to his feet with a grunt, heart hammering against his ribs, and pointed toward her body like it might explain why his legs felt weak.

“Is she actually dead?” he said aloud, voice cracking. No one answered. Probably busy dealing with the whole 'vault guy just woke up mid-brawl' thing.

He blinked again, scanning the room. A woman with short platinum-blonde hair, dirt-smudged and blood-speckled across a torn combat suit, breathing hard with a blade strapped to her back. She looked like she could tear his spine out and not feel bad about it. Beside her, a bearded man in bruised red and black armor stood grounded like a wall, shoulders squared, blood trickling down his temple, mouth curled in a permanent scowl. Then there was the one in all black hair tied back, face unreadable, suit molded to her like she was the shadows she moved through. Bob stared like a man watching a live-action panic attack.

And then the doors slammed shut behind him with a hiss. Thick, reinforced. Real ‘we’re all stuck in here together’ vibes.

“Shit.” Bob slowly turned around and raised both hands.

Silence. Tension. Guns pointed at the wrong people, or maybe the right ones. Bob’s eyes landed on someone standing across the room- eyes sharp, shoulders tense. Not flinching. Not blinking. Not backing away like everyone else did.

Something in his stomach flipped. A tug. Weird. Warm. He hated it immediately.

“I-I-I’m Bob,” he stammered, voice cracking again as he stared at them.