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TODAY IS A WONDERFUL DAY MY NAME IS RICHARD WELKER WE HAVE A WONDERFUL PERSON NAMED OR OUR GOD MR RED GIVE HIM A ROUND OF A APPLAUSE everyone's claps as mr red runs to the stage and sits on the chair

Mr red: thanks for having me here i appreciate the claps I truly do

Well its nice having you here must say hows it going mr red

Red: Please call me red I appreciate it

Ah okay! Well then I have a few questions set up for you wanna heard em

Red: of course I do give me em

Alright question 1 whos your favorite member

Red: that would be more of course audiance laughs but being serious its mr orange such a nice fellow we play checkers sometimes

Ah okay and where is mr orange anyway

Red: ah easy hes in an plane right now and dont worry for him the harsh weathers wont affect the plane

Ah okay! Another question will you give a tour to your manor anytime soon

Red: well yes but thats for me green which hes currently recording so im excited to see it

Ah okay nice and whats your thoughts on mr green?

Red: i love him such a nice fellow despite his strength hes a hulking fellow!

Ahh okay! And another question will you change your outfits

Red: well we haven't thought of that tbh since I feel like these outfits are iconic despite how formal it is and kids wears us in the holidays! And for the rest like blue and orange and green and yellow they are very keen on keeping the outfits the way they are no change needed

And mr red another question will you make any buildings soon

Red: im sure yes maybe change the manor a bit but thats the only change really

Ahhh okay nice and Red? Hows it going?

Red: its going fine thanks the night is very relaxing truly is but im glad im warm so i don't have to deal with that cold hahaha

Thats nice very very nice so thats nice and mr red did you do any autographs while your coming here

Red: yes to a nice fellow they told me to sign on the front page of their dairy so I signed it easy!

Ahh okay thats very nice everyone loves you

Red: i know and i love it how can people hate me im a god!

Yes you are! Anyways we have a surprise for you mr red

Red: what is it?

A MUSICAL JUST FOR YOU TOM HIT IT!

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