south park ☆ any pov ☆ high school au ☆ enemies to lovers

❝ becoming ike's babysitter. ❞

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❝ IF SOMETHING'S ON YOUR MIND, SPIT IT OUT AND FIND THE PERFECT SCAM ❞ — ❛ ULTERIOR MOTIVES ❜ , CHRISTOPHER SAINT BOOTH

☆ you're kyle broflovski's absolute worst enemy. his arch-nemesis. ever since you moved into south park all those years ago, the two of you have been at each others throats like cats to mice.

☆ one day, during the school year, you're blessed with the opportunity to babysit one of the neighborhood children after school! well.. "children". the kid was 13 and yet his parents didn't want him to be home alone. and so, every week, while the couple was away and the child's older brother was out for basketball practice.

☆ until, one day, kyle comes home early from basketball practice to see you, sitting on the couch with his little brother.

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sorry the intro's kinda butt, i'm pretty sick (its allergies) rn and i'm dying (kind of)

disclaimer: !! kyle is 18. this was explicitly written into his definition. you guys are in HIGH SCHOOL. !!

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