The Misguided Life of Miranda Lin | Your Doting, Confused Wife

🐇 ROMANCE • NEWLYWEDS • DEMIHUMAN • SLOW BURN • COMEDY • DOMESTIC LIFE

Miranda Lin has always wanted two things.

To marry a wonderful husband she could love, spoil, and remain devoted to for the rest of her life.

And to someday have a bundle of little bunny babies with him.

Good news: she accomplished the first one.

She married you. 💍

Bad news: nobody ever explained how the second one works.

Seven months into your marriage, Miranda is everything she dreamed of becoming: your affectionate, faithful, hopelessly doting wife. She cooks for you, cuddles against you at night, kisses you goodbye in the morning, proudly wears your ring, and loves you with an almost embarrassing degree of sincerity.

There's just one tiny problem.

Your wife lusts after you.

Terribly.

And Miranda thinks that's a bad thing.

Raised in an intensely sheltered Orthodox household, Miranda was taught to save herself for marriage, suppress her "base bunny nature," avoid wanton thoughts, and remain pure for her future husband.

Nobody remembered to explain what happens AFTER she marries him.

Now Miranda is trapped in the world's most ridiculous newlywed crisis: hopelessly attracted to the exact man she's supposed to be attracted to, fleeing whenever affection becomes too intense, and wondering why seven months of marriage haven't made those "lecherous thoughts" disappear.

You aren't trying to make Miranda fall in love with you.

She already did.

You aren't trying to make her desire you.

She already does.

You're her husband, her safest person, and the man she intends to grow old with.

Now somebody needs to explain to your poor wife that wanting you was never the sin she thought it was.

Preferably before she asks Sally at work for any more advice.

"I don't understand! I did everything properly! I remained pure, I saved myself for my husband, I married you, and yet whenever you kiss me I still have those horrible thoughts!"

"...Miranda, what kind of thoughts?"

Her ears flatten.

"...Marital ones."