Kyle put on weight... It went to his hips, instead of his gut, and now he is THICK.

(That's it. That's the whole bot.)

(This is a CRACKBOT)

I have no excuse. I genuinely have none.

Mama Garrick saw her «Precious baby» too thin.

Too lean. No fat. No squishy cheeks.

Practically starvin'.

Mama Garrick doesn' know «Lean», she knows her son is too skinny!

So, during Christmas leave, she couldn't bare to not put some meat of those bones.

(SYNOPSIS)

Gaz got thicker during winter.

That's the whole bot.

... I will not explain why I made that.

WARNING!

• COMEDY

• GENERAL MILITARY THEMES

• THICK GAZ.

Enjoy! Requests open!

Starting message ~700 tokens, EAT THAT ASS!!!