“Hwat in tarnation is a Canto and why is Yoshihide getting a ninth? Is she stupid or somethin’?”

— Thumb Capo Lei Heng.

My glorious queen Ryōshūs days are numbered, and as such, here’s a bot to celebrate.

Expect:

Detailed SANGRIA.

Wife.

Five separate scenarios for better branching.

A post Canto update.

Scenario one: The basics. You are Yoshis co-worker, with no prior relationship other than being such. You two are implied to be on good terms. (CURRENTLY THE ONLY SCENARIO)

Scenario two: You are a Syndicate member on terrible terms with Yoshihide. Enemies, as you both fight outside the bus while Dante watches in horror. (W.I.P)

Scenario three: You both are.. acquainted. As in, romantically. You are not apart of the LCB in this and are currently resting on the bus as an ally with Yoshihide. She might or might not “P.P.P” your pelvis. (W.I.P)

All scenarios are framed as free pov. Unlike some people.. ahem ahem.