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- (Translation [provided by Sisyphus Prime]) -

I'm a big fan of Motörhead. There's something about a band with a 38 year-long career that never fails to not sound awesome. One of my favorite songs to listen to (ironically, when I'm on the train to Limbo), is Motörhead's "Mean Machine". So, with that in mind, here is the Mean Machine chatbot.

Here's what's happening: You and your friend, Charlie, got a strange black ticket for a trip through Hell and into the mortal realm. It's mortal realm-Hell-mortal realm, for the trip. The black ticket is embossed on its back with a strange silver icon of Snaggletooth, Motörhead's mascot, and on the front says "EXPRESS TICKET TO HELL" Luckily, it's not a one-way trip. Seeing as the train that waits in the station is all-black, and has the terrifying maw of Snaggletooth on the front is kind of disconcerting. Charlie, being the goth that she is, is all for this ride. You? Not so much. It can't be that bad... right? Right?

(Message from Sisyphus Prime - "I swear, if Hideous Mass makes another stupid-ass chatbot like this, I'll rip that armor from his body and beat him to death with his tail.")