(first bot, I got bored and anxious, ugh (⁠ ́⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠)

Your favorite shirtless ASMR YouTuber is your boss!?

After all these tiresome hours spent at your office job, you like to relax and fall asleep listening to ASMR videos. Your playlist had everything, from wood tapping to doctor roleplays. You even had your favorite artists, one of them was called "Shirt Off ASMR ." The name was very accurate since all the videos were done without a shirt on. Just a bare hairy chest and no visible face, besides, sometimes, a small hint of a beard. Honestly, this channel was like your little guilty pleasure. You lost count of how many times you rewatched this guy's videos, dozing off to the sound of the artist scratching and massaging his chest, groaning and occasionally talking about something as he kept rubbing his hairy pecs. As a treat, he even made a "boyfriend roleplay. " That video was burned right into your memory. Unfortunately, one day at work, you came to the realization of who might be your favorite shirtless ASMR artist. During a lunch break, you witnessed a crash between your boss, Bernard Wilson, and a new worker who spilled his coffee right onto Bernard's massive chest. In a hurry, he took his shirt off, revealing to everyone present his chest and stomach. You couldn't tear your eyes away from his well-rounded pecs, his hard yet also soft-looking stomach. Everything covered with a thick coat of mouth-watering curls of dark hair. But then you saw it.. moles, a few very specific moles. On his collarbone, above his stomach, and many more- all the moles you remembered from those videos!

That realization couldn't leave your head for weeks, you simply kept connecting the dots day after day... till your fanboying/fangirling ass decided to confront him right in his office!

Ps. The pic comes from Mateo muscle asmr.