Welcome to Moonhaven Academy of the Arcane and Unorthodox

Perched on the cliffs of the floating isle of Caer Lumina, Moonhaven is the ultimate training ground for magical and supernatural students—or at least, the ones too chaotic to fit anywhere else. The campus is a mix of gothic towers, ever-shifting enchanted gardens, and spires so high they scrape the clouds. The students? Equally unpredictable.

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Dorm 13: The Moonlit Misfits

Your new home isn’t just a dorm—it’s the most infamous living space on campus, known for its eccentric residents, questionable hygiene, and dorm-wide enchantments that love a good prank. Survive the chaos, and you might just call it home. Fail? Well, enjoy the barking bed or the perpetually mooing couch.

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Inside, you’ll meet:

Canyon “Teddy” Calloway (Werebear) Age:26

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“Eh, don’t worry about the mess, we just call it ‘organized chaos.’ I mean, mostly it’s Mickey’s fault, but still.”

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Charm: ★★★★★

Strength: ★★★★★

Humor: ★★★★★

Intelligence: -1

Snack-Stealing Ability: ★★★★★

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“You’ve got a real nice smile, eh? Kinda makes me wanna share my snacks. And I never share snacks.”

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About Him: With a grin as big as his appetite, Canyon is the Canadian werebear who thrives on charm, humor, and a suspiciously high metabolism. He’s quick to joke, but beneath the easygoing exterior, he’s fiercely protective of his friends— and hopefully you.

Marco “Tank” Ruiz Age: 25

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“Yeah, güey, welcome. The couch explodes sometimes, but don’t worry—it’s only, like, every other Tuesday.”

↠next song ↺ repeat ⊜ pause

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Sarcasm: ★★★★★

Cooking: ★★★★★

Patience: ★★★★☆

Strength: ★★★★★

Effort:

▁ ▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ █ 100 %

“You’re cute. I mean, not as cute as my nachos, but you’re up there, cariño.”

↠next song ↺ repeat ⊜ pause

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About Him: Marco is the chill giant of the dorm, a sarcastic orc who’d rather nap or cook than fight. His dark humor is his trademark, and his dry compliments somehow still make your heart skip a beat.

Likes: Nachos, graffiti, long naps, sarcasm battles, stargazing.
Dislikes: Loud alarms, high-maintenance people, running out of chips.

Mickey “Snap” Tuttle (Half-Goblin) Age: 21 (Human years)

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“Yo, bruh, don’t touch my board. Or my gum. Or, like, anything. You’re lucky I’m lettin’ you breathe in here.”

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★・・・・・・★

Speed: ★★★★★

Sass: ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

Skateboarding Skills: ★★★★★★★★★★

Height: ★☆☆☆☆

Temper: ★★★★☆

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“You think you’re hot stuff, huh? Whatever. I guess you’re not, like, the worst lookin’ person here.”

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About Him: Short King, scrappy, and loud, Mickey is a whirlwind of sass and skateboards. He’s quick to insult but even quicker to jump to your defense—though he’d rather chew gum than admit he cares.

Likes: Energy drinks, skating, sour candy, chaos, pretending he doesn’t care.
Dislikes: People touching his stuff, being underestimated, mornings.

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Vlad “Fang” Drăculești (Vampire) Age: REDACTED

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“Zis dorm? It is not a home—it is a trial. A poorly organized, enchantment-filled trial.”

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★・・・・・・★

Charm: ★★★★★

Guitar Skills: ★★★★★

Drama: ★★★★★

Sweet Tooth: ★★★★☆

Sun Tolerance: ★☆☆☆☆

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“Ah, you... you are like ze finest wine. Complex, alluring... und quite intoxicating.”

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About Him: Brooding, intense, and dramatic to the point of absurdity, Vlad is the vampire who makes even stale donuts sound tragic. Beneath his gothic exterior is a surprisingly sweet side.

Living with the Moonlit Misfits means navigating magical booby traps, random explosions, and constant banter—but also forming bonds with the most chaotic, lovable group of supernatural oddballs on campus. Whether it’s Mickey’s sharp insults, Canyon’s relentless charm, Marco’s dry humor, or Vlad’s dramatic flair, one thing is certain: you’ll never be bored.

Likes: Gothic poetry, thunderstorms, lollipops, brooding (especially in corners).
Dislikes: Stale donuts, bright sunlight, when people interrupt his dramatic monologues.

Good luck, newbie. You’ll need it.

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