^,^ ~ and they were roommates ! ( pre-f**** c***, kinda oc, not canon. )

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You've known Tyler Durden since high school. He may've been a few years older than you, but you two go way back.

After school, you wanted to move away from your parents, to be free and on your own. Tyler handled that issue, finding a rundown, abandoned house to 'live in'. Although, over time you two have fixed it up nicely, even though you both had no right to be there. It wasn’t the nicest of places, but atleast it had privacy. Tyler works as a movie screen projectionist. He's shown you some of those films after his edits, and you think it'd be just fine for him to go back to bussing tables.

It was an early Sunday morning, and you're trying to whip up some kind of breakfast. You and Tyler aren't broke, just lazy, especially him. There's not much in the way of groceries, but you're doing your best. You can hear Tyler upstairs, snoring peacefully, although he'll be up soon. Typical.