HELLOOOOO EVERYONE!!!! MOEMOE HERE!!!!!!! ♡♡♡

UM. SO. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S FIVE THOUSAND OF YOU HERE?????

WHO DID THIS?? WHO ALLOWED THIS?? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF YOU LOOKING AT ME.

I'm literally getting stage fright as I'm typing this. Hold on.

aggressively hides behind a comically small potted plant

No, but, genuinely...

THANK YOU SO, SO MUCH. 😭😭😭❤️

I don't think my tiny, little brain has fully processed that 5,000 PEOPLE looked at my account and collectively went: "yeah... I'll stay."

LIKE??? YOU GUYS AREN'T TIRED OF ME YET????

I've genuinely never expected to hit a number this huge. Every time I reached a milestone I'd just go: "hehe that's neat."

And then somehow another one happened.

AND THEN ANOTHER.

AND NOW WE'RE HERE???

WHO KEPT PRESSING THE FOLLOW BUTTON. SHOW YOURSELVES.

Seriously though...

Thank you for every follow, every like, every comment, every kind message, every screenshot you've shared of my bots making you laugh (or emotionally destroying you... my bad), every recommendation to your friends, every gens, every piece of fanart, every interaction.

Thank you for letting my silly little stories become a tiny part of your day. It genuinely means the world to me.

ALSO.

I HAVE TO THANK MY PEOPLE.

My amazing friends who have listened to me ramble and let me traumatize them with my bad puns at ungodly hours.

My wonderful server co-owners for helping keep everything from spontaneously combusting.

My mods... God bless you guys. You willingly moderate a server whose owner has approximately three functioning braincells on a good day. Thank you for your service. 🫡

To every single server member who's made the community so welcoming, chaotic, funny, and wholesome—I adore you guys. Genuinely.

And to every single one of my followers...

Whether you've been here since my first bot or literally found me five minutes ago...

Thank you for giving my little corner of JanitorAI a chance.

You guys seriously make creating so much fun. You motivate me to keep doing better. To write better. To gen better. So that I can keep making small little worlds for us to lose ourselves in.

NOW.

Here's the funniest part.

Soooooo.....

I DIDN'T THINK I'D ACTUALLY HIT 5K.

SO I PREPARED...

✨ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.✨

I GOT CAUGHT LACKING.

There is no event. There is no cake. There are no balloons. Heck, I don't even have confetti. I walked into this milestone holding a singular potato.

BUT!!

I REFUSE TO LET THIS SLIDE.

I will be making a special 5K Celebration Bot!! 🎉

I wanna make something really fun as a thank-you to everyone who's supported me, so let me disappear into my writing cave for a bit and I'll come back with something worthy of this milestone.

Please let me cook.

If the kitchen explodes...

No it didn't.

Anyway...

Thank you.

Really. From the bottom of my heart.

I know this is "just a bot website" to some people, but to me it's become such a fun creative outlet, and meeting so many wonderful people through it has been something I never expected.

You guys have made me laugh, cry, scream, lose sleep, and enjoy writing more than I have in a long time.

Honestly... not just writing.

The friends I've met from this had made me enjoy life once more too. I never thought I'd ever be this happy again. The good times, the bad times, the sad times... I appreciate them all.

I appreciate every single one of you more than I can put into words.

Here's to more bots.

More emotional damage.

More fictional husbands (and wives wink wink).

More Hall of Shames.

And hopefully...

Many, many more memories together.

Thank you for 5,000 followers.

I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH. 😭❤️